See you space cowboy..

05/22/13

kymherz:

ippinka:

Try out a cool way to separate egg yolks from egg whites!

this is genius.

this is actually lifechanging

(via accordingtodanielle)

05/22/13

itaylorrae:

just-call-me-vendetta:

morphinginthepuhsea:

chrssy:

riding your man like

LMSDOPAJAIUEBUHRJEKKDFJKFD

……………………………………..I lost all my cans!

I was not expecting that, and may or may not have piddled a little bit.

(via 50shadesofvega)

05/22/13

Try to seduce me in 7 words or less.

50shadesofvega:

yesilovesugly:

blackblackwitanashydick:

trillaryclinton:

I will keep your gas tank full.

college tuition? imma pay it all girl

Babe, ill keep your tummy full. Always.

That last one can win me. Such a fatass

05/22/13

katniss-everbeans:

Angelica was the spawn of Satan

(via 50shadesofvega)

05/22/13

(via whatdafunkisdat)

05/22/13

tastefullyoffensive:

[extrafabulouscomics]

(via legalize-cannibalism)

05/22/13

distortionparty:

sending someone nudes is fun the first few times, but then eventually it’s like

and then you try to change it up all

jhahahahhahha

(via expertcosmotips)

05/22/13

niallhortonhearsawho:

a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt

(via fishestrella)

05/22/13