Try out a cool way to separate egg yolks from egg whites!
this is genius.
this is actually lifechanging
(via accordingtodanielle)
riding your man like
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……………………………………..I lost all my cans!
I was not expecting that, and may or may not have piddled a little bit.
(via 50shadesofvega)
I will keep your gas tank full.
college tuition? imma pay it all girl
Babe, ill keep your tummy full. Always.
That last one can win me. Such a fatass
sending someone nudes is fun the first few times, but then eventually it’s like
and then you try to change it up all
jhahahahhahha
(via expertcosmotips)
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
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